Sunday, February 5, 2017
Beard Oil for the masses
First thing is that this product comes in a 2oz bottle with a small dispenser on top, for $13.99 the price is comparable to almost all the other oils on the market, so there is no upset there. After using this product for a week I can honestly say that it really has kept my beard moisturized and feeling great! I have stopped using it over the weekend for the dandruff test which my beard is notorious for, and yes massive amounts of dandruff, but while using this product I experienced none, so I know that it was working as intended.
This product does help with taming the beard a bit, not as effective as a balm would be, but this is the case for me with all the beard oils that I have tried. The bottle says non scented, and that is the damn truth, there is not even a hint of fragrance, so for those of you who are sensitive to that kind of thing, this would be perfect for you. Cleaning up after appling the oil is very easy, and I find that the oil does not linger on my hands for long, a light scrub and its gone. About the beard growing quality's I cannot speak to that, after a week of use I have not noticed any significant growth, my beard just felt good.
Would I buy this product again, for sure, I would probably opt for a scented sandalwood, or something like that, but I like this brand and would not have a problem recommending it to someone!
Saturday, January 28, 2017
CafePress...you blow
https://www.aol.com/article/2012/08/01/why-cafepress-will-never-be-great-again/20289989/
Suck it Cafepress, you had a chance to be awesome, but you blew it.
Buzzfeed is still Butt Hurt
So now you go to some place, I am assuming somewhere that is affiliated with Trump Towers order food, and complain about it? What a bunch of Beta Male little bitches you are! That is the equiviliant to leaving a bad review on Yelp, that is the absolute best that you can do? This Youtube featured the "Try Guys" as they sampled, taco salad, burger, and some other fucking food and sat there and bitched about it. I hope that the cooks at this resteraunt absolutely dipped thier balls in all of your food.
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
TitanFall 2...I love you
Some things you are going to love is of course the movement in the game, the wall running, bunny hoping, fast paced movement is just so much fun! The weapons are great, Titans make you feel like a God, the campaign I feel is very compelling, it is all around a great game.
Here is the downside, the player bas is very low I feel compared to other main stream FPS games, the BF, and the COD etc. Now of course these games have been around forever and have a huge following but I feel that this game is getting overlooked so much. Now EA I believe made the huge mistake with releasing this game shortly after releasing BF1. Why would you stunt a game so badly.
On PC I usually see about 1500 active players during evening hours, of what I can remember. Now i here on console I hear that this isn't a real problem, but I really can't play FPS on console, just cant do it. I also think that this being released on Origin alone is also a damn problem, no one really like origin, the options are terrible, its just cancer. release this on Steam and this problem will be solved instantly.
All in all, please go and support this game, it is amazing! There are still plenty of people to play with, get your friends involved, and play the hell out of this game, you are not going to regret it!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXwdWuSuiYA
Sunday, December 18, 2016
Space Hulk:Deathwing
Sunday, November 20, 2016
Buzzfeed Cesspool
Also their video for after Donald Trump got elected was just fucking priceless they were literally about to cry in their silk gender neutral panties..This fucking video is so salty , they literally refer to puppies and kittens in the video to make themselves feel better, like I could imagine all of them running to their safe space playing with play dough, and wetting themselves in the Ball pit.
Friday, November 18, 2016
Donald Fucking Trump is President
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
The Exploit, I mean Glitch, I mean The Division
Who in Gods name makes important variables in a game Client Side...who...no one, I think they did this to prevent a bunch of lag, and the fact that the game was geared specifically towards consoles where client side info isn't as vulnerable;but shit you completely broke the game. I play on PC and it is really absolutely ridiculous. I swear to God i got busted playing Ultima Online with Cheat Engine 15 years ago, and no is getting busted in this game unless you are just blatantly grieving with your hacks.
I was really having fun with this game, but there is no endgame, after you finish the PvE the map is pretty much useless, the DarkZone is crawling with hackers, they fucked up the drops, and crafting system, the incursion is absolutely boring AF, it is one room that has a 15 spawn wave, mobile shield is bullshit, talent stacking was bullshit, reward vendor glitch, mask glitch, reckless glitch, protection from elites, the aim-bots, unlimited ammo, no recoil, RPM hack, shield hack with any weapon, No region matchmaking, I keep getting paired with non English speaking fuckers...region lock..lock.
The state of the game is pretty terrible right now, if you can group up with 3 friends and run DarkZone its a bit better, but really everyone has glitched and cheated their way so far ahead of normal players its going to be pretty hard to redeem this game. I mean on top of that there are people that have played this game for over 1,000 hours, glitching and cheating, people trying to play the game with ethics are shit out of luck.
Monday, April 25, 2016
Zombies are Dead...and fans killed them
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| This is nothing like the fucking book |
Monday, March 7, 2016
Nintendo...is terrible
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| Holy Shit the money spent on this boys! |
The basis for most of their story lines can be followed by Paste Eating youth. Bad Guy arrrghhh, Good Guy fight Yeahhhh! You can easily keep the younger audience while at the same time keeping your older fans happy, and again the graphics If I am going to shell out the nearly the same amount of money for the WiiU as an Xbox, or Playstation then for fuck sake it should have comparable hardware.
Their stupid money grab with the Amiibos is just absolutely disgusting, if you actually spend money on these tiny pieces of shit, you deserve to lose all your money. I just hate Nintendo.....go away.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Lets shit on Ubisoft: RainbowSix Siege/The Division
I'll be quick
Ever since the WatchDog fuck up I would think Ubisoft would have learned their lesson, but nope they just don't give a shit.
I mean how can you sit there show everyone a great looking game and decide before you release it, meh lets make it look like shit. I could see downgrading the graphics for optimization for console peasants, but damn it a lot of people spent a lot of money in order to play AAA games to the max.
No one disagrees with this, if you do you are utterly full of shit, there is no other way to put it.
Next we come to Tom Clancy's: The Division. The game has been long awaited and touted as what Destiny should have been, the Destiny killer, and many other things.
I have never played Destiny so I dont know about all that shit. But I can tell you about The Division BETA, and make some educated guesses what the future holds for this game,, I wont do the Pros/Cons like earlier I feel that I just need to talk this one out.
The game was fun, when I played with my friends it was great, and even the individual missions were good. The gun play was cool, not revolutionary by any means but fun. The missions that unlocked sections of your Base of Operation were fun, but dear Lord, if I shot one more retarded gang banger named Alex, I was either joining the LAPD or turning the gun on myself. The bad guys offer no variation, if you played the BETA you probably shot Alex thousands of times, even after the cleaners were added I felt a mild excitement that was quickly squelched.
I am sure there will be a lot more grinding in the coming release, and I will say that when the difficulty level was increased in group missions the intensity went right along with it, I don't know if that's because the enemies become bullet sponges pro longing the fight, and making ammo conversation a real thing, but it felt good.
The loot is terrible, you either get a piece of clothing or some variation of mod for your weapons. The variation in the loot is really bad, suppressor, magazine, scope, the stats are just different, this may start to make a little more sense when the crafting system is in place in the full scale game, and you are able to break down junk to craft into better gear. I really have high hopes for this game, but I am already pissed by the admittedly forced graphics downgrade, repetitive villains, and boring loot.
DarkZone in my opinion was the best part of the game, the PVP was engaging, I felt it was a little too easy to go Rouge at times, my turret often sent me into rouge status, instantly dooming me to either running around the map or instant death. But it was fun.
All in all the ideas behind the Ubisoft games are great, they just continue to fuck it up one way or another, its like they have someone specifically hired just to fuck these games up, please stop it....just stop it.
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Crowdfund Fails

You done fucked it up, this Kickstarter combines the best of both worlds Algae and Chocolate. This wonderful product is brought to you by the people at The Algae Factory (which reminds me of my child's kiddie pool in the summer), this product is made for people who "choose not to compromise" when it comes to staying healthy and a sustainable lifestyle. When there is green stuff on my chocolate..its bad chocolate. They have raised nearly$7k, proving that people are willing to pay; so others will smother terrible tasting shit with chocolate.![]() |

Up next is the Cell Glove, the creators busy lifestyle and utter lack of motor skills was the driving force behind this hands free device. Not since Hellboy have you been able to dream of enlarge your hand to such proportions that it would be an appropriate tool to bludgeon someone to death with. The creator states that he wished there was something that would allow him to attach his phone to the back of his hand and still use that hand for activities, Velcro bro....Velcro. he has raised $20 towards his dream.
The people at Ready Sip have solved a problem plaguing hot beverage drinkers for centuries with their wireless notification device that will tell you when your tea is at the perfect temperature for sipping preventing that unexpected but delightful day trip to St.Judes. I absolute hate products that were obliviously designed for fucking morons, my three year old child knows when food is hot and he even waits till it cools off before eating. Lets save everyone some time and money and buy them this book instead "Dont Touch it's Hot", for one cent on Amazon! Unfortunately they don't make an adult version of this book, because it would cater to dumbasses. They have raised $5k towards their goal.![]() |
| This is awkward |
Thursday, December 17, 2015
My experience with Kodi
I have been using Kodi for about two weeks now, and honestly at first I was like really? This kind of sucks, but as I learned which addons were reliable, and frequently updated, I really see myself using Kodi more and more. My turning point would have to be when I watch the UFC fight last weekend, I was really blown away.
Is Kodi a must have Media Center for your device, I would say Yes! If you are far behind on jumping on the Kodi bandwagon like I was, quit wasting your time, and do it!!!
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Gamestop...worst experience ever
This store associate was helpful, but he had no idea what I was asking for; or if they even had one, after a few minutes he found the deal but he would have to drop ship to my home; that's fine I thought. Got it ordered everything was honky dory.
Next day i receive and email stating that they were out of stock at the warehouse and basically didn't know when they would have them, damn i thought that's a little shitty you offer a product you don't even have in stock, I mean I could understand the store not having them but damn the warehouse as well. I call the customer service line and this is when my fresh Hell began. I was informed by the automated bitch that they were receiving an unusual number of calls and could be with me in about 50 minutes...wait what the fuck! Believe it or not I fucking waited, and sure enough 50-55 minutes later CSR picked up the fun ready to help.
HIDE/SHOW
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Nvidia you did it again!
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Amazon Prime Day...Blows
Sooooo Amazon Prime Day has arrived, and it is a smelly pile of shit. I mean honestly this is a damn joke. This sell is the equivalent to the useless shit your grandmother tries to give you when you visit, that has been sitting in her closet for five years.
I think that the Wal-Mart counter shity sale is actually to some degree better!
This is embarrassing.
UPDATE
Amazon is calling their sale a success, this of course is measured in sales alone. When you take into account the hundreds possibly thousands of comments on their site and Twitter, I believe they may have damaged their reputation with customers that don't fall into the category of mindless consumer douche. I mean one of the first Lighting Deal was a fucking Shoe Horn...a shoe horn.
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Movie of the Year Kung Fury!!
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Superman VS Batman
I don't care if Batman shoves kryptonite up his ass and glows green for a year, all it takes is for superman to land one punch, or laser his ass from orbit. I mean Superman has literally bathed in the Sun, and towed planets to other galaxies to save them. If the writers of this movie load Batman down with such a massive amount of plot armor that he wins, then so be it, but just comparing the movie personas of Batman and Superman, there is no amount of kyrptonite that Batman could get his hands on that would stop Superman. For God sake Superman threw a fucking island of kyrponite into space after being prison shanked and then the blade being snapped off in his ass.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
WoW level boost, how to mess up
Friday, March 6, 2015
Virtual Ass Whooping coming later this year
With so many companies entering the Virtual Reality race I am starting to wonder who is going to end up on top. I believe that the there are some of the headsets that are geared towards more commercial uses like the Oculus; which is already being used with NASA, and then you have the others like Morpheus, and the steam one with consumers specifically in mind.
Having not seen any of these devices in person I really can't say which I prefer, over the others, I'm going off completely what other people have said and other reviews, but even these reviews don't compare real life differences , preferences, and feels to each one only technical differences.
From what I have seen I am not that impressed by what they are passing off as "virtual reality". I am sure it has depth, it's immersive, etc; but when I slap on a headache inducing brick to my face I want fucking LawnMower man results, I want to make all the phones ring in the world.
How fast till the porn industry gets applications for these headsets, probably release day.


























The call back, you guys sent me the remote, I canceled the order, and you billed my card. I can again, understand that the remote made it out before the order was cancelled, billing my card even could be understood because they partially shipped. CSR tells me it is only a hold on my credit card and if I wanted to I could keep the remote because it actually has a value of $0.00, because it was free with the promotion. "But it's not showing as a hold, it's a transaction." I said. "Oh no sir its a hold." he said. Fine whatever I'' give it a few days.
Charge is still there, go to local store to try and get this sorted even bring remote with plans on returning it. Store associate was helpful at first but then quickly turned into a pile of shit, he would not call Gamestop and see what was going on, he took my number down and said he would try to call later. You don't fucking try to call little bitch, you either do or you don't. Stop boxing up fucking Viva Pinata and help your customer! He did say I could return the remote but I wouldn't get any back because Gamestop thinks it has no value at $0.00. Fuck you nerd I'm keeping this shit. Again I didn't want the total amount just for returning a remote, really brought it because it had all the order confirmation stuff with it
Long story short after few more calls, and Gamestop refusing to acknowledge they charged my card they agreed to send me a Corporate check for the amount in 7-15 days, I went ahead and placed a dispute on the charge with my bank, because sure enough their fucking check will probably bounce. Ordered the Shield through Amazon got it in two days.