Zombies are Dead...and fans killed them

For the past 4-5 years there has been a massive Zombie craze that has overwhelmed consumers all over the World.  You cant throw a fucking stick anymore without hitting something that is either a Zombie Product or advertising for some Zombie whatever.

This is nothing like the fucking book

I am going to go ahead and say it , I liked Zombies before they were cool, that is a no shit the truth, I have tons of Zombie novels, All Flesh must be Devoured short Stories, Monster Island, Zombie Survival Guide, How to speak Zombie, I will show fucking receipts. 

Zombies used to be that boy in 8th grade who tells all the other guys that he had sex, he was the most epic bad ass in the entire middle school; but later when your a sophomore you find out he stuck his dick in a grapefruit and you avoid him like the plague.

  The Main reason zombies are "dead" now is that corporate america found out that consumers fucking like them, and they proceeded to beat the genre into the ground where it threw up and rolled around in vomit comprised of it's own self indulgence.  All of you consumers just kept eating it up over and over again, it didn't fucking matter what they slapped zombies on you thought it was the greatest shit since sliced bread, well I hope you are proud of yourself.

This made quit Torrents for a year

I haven't even subjected myself to this bullshit