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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

The Exploit, I mean Glitch, I mean The Division

No one has fantastically Fucked up a game more than Ubisoft and Massive.  I mean really fellas (and gals) congratu-fuckinlations, you have arrived!  Pop the Goddamn champagne corks get all the fucking H1b visa coders and you guys take your ass down to Dave and Busters and have one on us, the Season pass holders and buyers of your dumpster fire of a game, you call the Division.

Who in Gods name makes important variables in a game Client Side...who...no one, I think they did this to prevent a bunch of lag, and the fact that the game was geared specifically towards consoles where client side info isn't as vulnerable;but shit you completely broke the game.  I play on PC and it is really absolutely ridiculous.  I swear to God i got busted playing Ultima Online with Cheat Engine 15 years ago, and no is getting busted in this game unless you are just blatantly grieving with your hacks.

I was really having fun with this game, but there is no endgame, after you finish the PvE the map is pretty much useless, the DarkZone is crawling with hackers, they fucked up the drops, and crafting system, the incursion is absolutely boring AF, it is one room that has a 15 spawn wave, mobile shield is bullshit, talent stacking was bullshit, reward vendor glitch, mask glitch, reckless glitch, protection from elites, the aim-bots, unlimited ammo, no recoil, RPM hack, shield hack with any weapon, No region matchmaking, I keep getting paired with non English speaking fuckers...region lock..lock.

The state of the game is pretty terrible right now, if you can group up with 3 friends and run DarkZone its a bit better, but really everyone has glitched and cheated their way so far ahead of normal players its going to be pretty hard to redeem this game.  I mean on top of that there are people that have played this game for over 1,000 hours, glitching and cheating, people trying to play the game with ethics are shit out of luck.

Monday, April 25, 2016

Zombies are Dead...and fans killed them

For the past 4-5 years there has been a massive Zombie craze that has overwhelmed consumers all over the World.  You cant throw a fucking stick anymore without hitting something that is either a Zombie Product or advertising for some Zombie whatever.

This is nothing like the fucking book

I am going to go ahead and say it , I liked Zombies before they were cool, that is a no shit the truth, I have tons of Zombie novels, All Flesh must be Devoured short Stories, Monster Island, Zombie Survival Guide, How to speak Zombie, I will show fucking receipts. 

Zombies used to be that boy in 8th grade who tells all the other guys that he had sex, he was the most epic bad ass in the entire middle school; but later when your a sophomore you find out he stuck his dick in a grapefruit and you avoid him like the plague.

  The Main reason zombies are "dead" now is that corporate america found out that consumers fucking like them, and they proceeded to beat the genre into the ground where it threw up and rolled around in vomit comprised of it's own self indulgence.  All of you consumers just kept eating it up over and over again, it didn't fucking matter what they slapped zombies on you thought it was the greatest shit since sliced bread, well I hope you are proud of yourself.


This made quit Torrents for a year

I haven't even subjected myself to this bullshit

 
 
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