Superman VS Batman

So I have just watched the new trailer for the upcoming Superman Vs Batman movie, and already the controversies have started on blogs and Facebook's' across the web.  I feel like I have to really interject and put some truth to the Batman fan boys out there.  It is apparently said that given the right amount of time and resources that Batman can beat anyone, that's bullshit.  Superman will beat the fucking brakes off of Batman on any given day.  Superman will beat that ass like Batman owes him money.

I don't care if Batman shoves kryptonite up his ass and glows green for a year, all it takes is for superman to land one punch, or laser his ass from orbit.  I mean Superman has literally bathed in the Sun, and towed planets to other galaxies to save them.  If the writers of this movie load Batman down with such a massive amount of plot armor that he wins, then so be it, but just comparing the movie personas of Batman and Superman, there is no amount of kyrptonite that Batman could get his hands on that would stop Superman.  For God sake Superman threw a fucking island of kyrponite into space after being prison shanked and then the blade being snapped off in his ass.

And something else, why does every Tom, Dick, and Harry have kyrponite. if we are talking about finite resources here, that shit should be gone.  I mean Krypton is anywhere between 30-50 Light Years away from Earth depending on what source you go on, I don't even think that kyrponite would have made it to Earth yet honestly.  But int he end Batman fans can have a good wank over the thought of Batman whooping Superman's ass, enjoy it, because this si for sure a fantasy story, within a fantasy story!

WoW level boost, how to mess up

So recently I finally bought Warlords of Draenor at the constant fucking pestering of one of my online friends. The way in which I screwed up my level boost is completely epic and embarrassing.

I had forgotten or didn't know till later that you can cross talks to play with friends, that's my first mistake. So not knowing this I created a char on my friends server thinking that's the only way I was going to be able to play with him.

Now I already have a hunter on a different realm, level 89, .01% away from being 90.  My favorite class is huntard, because they are easy to play I feel, and I am familiar with them.  So what did I do, created a Hunter level 90 on his server...fuck me.

So know I have two level 90 hunters on two different realms, placed a support ticket asking if I could redo the process, "nope can't do it" Blizzard says suck our collective ducks.

Virtual Ass Whooping coming later this year

With so many companies entering the Virtual Reality race I am starting to wonder who is going to end up on top. I believe that the there are some of the headsets that are geared towards more commercial uses like the Oculus; which is already being used with NASA, and then you have the others like Morpheus, and the steam one with consumers specifically in mind.

Having not seen any of these devices in person I really can't say which I prefer, over the others, I'm going off completely what other people have said and other reviews, but even these reviews don't compare real life differences , preferences, and feels to each one only technical differences.

From what I have seen I am not that impressed by what they are passing off as "virtual reality".  I am sure it has depth, it's immersive, etc; but when I slap on a headache inducing brick to my face I want fucking LawnMower man results, I want to make all the phones ring in the world.

How fast till the porn industry gets applications for these headsets, probably release day.

Nvidia announces New console!

Nvidia announced Tuesday night in San Francisco a new console is going to be hitting the market,  Their new console is boasting the Tegra X1 chip, can support 4k video, and is coming equipped with the  Netflix for gaming service titled "Grd". It will be available this May for $199.00.  I really cant wait to see this console in action!  It will without a doubt be better than the shit filled Ouya, honestly the Ouya has some of the worst indie game of all time, please stop it, those games suck.

The Order 1886-I think we are done here

So The Order: 1886 was just released by the team at Ready at Dawn, these are the same people that brought you the three kick ass God of War titles, and that is why I am shocked and seriously disappointed in what they have done this year.

The Order is probably one of the most beautiful games that will come out this year, but at the same time they have destroyed game play by filling your time with Quick time response fights, idiotic companion AI, and a ridiculous short play time, 5-7 hours.  I mean this game gave it up faster than a fat kid on prom night.

This game took Ready at Dawn 4-5 years to develop and this is the best you can do?  Meta critic is rating it a 66/100, this is the lowest score that they have ever received!  I know what they have done exactly, with the worst open ended ending to date, they probably developed the sequel during this 4-5 year development time as well, and were hoping to feed us some more shit next year.

I don't know if they were hoping that the graphics alone would save this game, but honestly they have probably shot themselves in the foot with this one, and once again the trust has been broken between Developer and Consumer, (imagine if you pre-ordered this!).  Its really too bad they have done this, better luck next game everyone!

H1Z1, Shit talking Simulator

So I have played the new H1Z1 game for about 30 hours and I wanted to share what I thought about the game.  Now some things to cover from the get go, is that I know that the game is in Alpha, and they still have a lot of features to add, this is just my impression of the game as it is now, and what I would expect from it in the future.

So first thing that I expect from this game is that eventually they will put fucking zombies in it, I swear to God, I have died to bears more than any other PvE element in the game.  Honestly its like the devs were making a survival game and were like meh, put some zombies in it.  The zombie aspect I feel is an attempt to cash in on the fad that is going on, and really will be dying soon as I see it.  I mean even for an alpha game there is a serious lack of zombie involvement, that's what the damn game is focused around.  I want to see zombies locked inside houses, cars, caravans, roaming bands of zombies, zombie infested cities.

The zombies you expect

Right now the only thing that needs to be taken out are sniper rifles, I could deal with everything else in the game but sniper rifles are the salt lick for COD squeakers.  I have never like sniper rifles in games except for like strictly PvE, just sucks all the fun out of a game for me.

The zombies you get

The shit talking in the game is Excellent by the way, lol.  That has been on of the best parts for my friends and I.  My favorite shit talkers are from people who English is obviously a second language, you can hear such things as muda bitch, fuck shit, and other colorful slurs.  This is all very entertaining.

I haven't participated in an Air drops yet, and from my understanding these can only be done on highly populated servers.  They cost $4.99, and are guaranteed to become a cluster fuck.  The air drop basically alerts everyone playing, and draws them in for a big fight over the goods inside.  Which is cool, just not my cup of tea, if I pay for something i better get it.

This game has a very, very long way to go.  Right now it feels like just an arena game with a small map. I have best hopes for it but right now I see it kind of fading into the background.

Nintendo, dick move

So Nintendo announced today the Let's Play and Youtube partnership program they deemed the "Nintendo Creators Program" .  Basically you have to have a Paypal account and a Google+ account, register with Nintendo agree to all the T&C's and you can start the actual game playing process.

You can register individual videos or entire channels, the revenue share is 60% for an individual video, and 70% for an entire channel, which i think is pretty fair.  I have no problem with those shares they doesn't irk me in the least, what comes next though, should get the response of "are you serious?".

First off it can take up to 72 hours for your video to be "reviewed" and approved, and I have a feeling that if video is used for a review, and shows the game in an unkind light, how much you wanna bet the video will be denied?

Also there is only about ten games for each system they will allow you to video, wich of course are Nintendo's flagships.  Games like Zelda, Mario. Kart, Donkey Kong, but seriously there Is only ten from the new WiiU system that can be used.  I'm sore that's just fine with Nintendo since a majority of their games look and play like shit.

They should have just left this shit alone, and not over complicated things, dick move. Nintendo.