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Sunday, April 19, 2015

Superman VS Batman

So I have just watched the new trailer for the upcoming Superman Vs Batman movie, and already the controversies have started on blogs and Facebook's' across the web.  I feel like I have to really interject and put some truth to the Batman fan boys out there.  It is apparently said that given the right amount of time and resources that Batman can beat anyone, that's bullshit.  Superman will beat the fucking brakes off of Batman on any given day.  Superman will beat that ass like Batman owes him money.

I don't care if Batman shoves kryptonite up his ass and glows green for a year, all it takes is for superman to land one punch, or laser his ass from orbit.  I mean Superman has literally bathed in the Sun, and towed planets to other galaxies to save them.  If the writers of this movie load Batman down with such a massive amount of plot armor that he wins, then so be it, but just comparing the movie personas of Batman and Superman, there is no amount of kyrptonite that Batman could get his hands on that would stop Superman.  For God sake Superman threw a fucking island of kyrponite into space after being prison shanked and then the blade being snapped off in his ass.


And something else, why does every Tom, Dick, and Harry have kyrponite. if we are talking about finite resources here, that shit should be gone.  I mean Krypton is anywhere between 30-50 Light Years away from Earth depending on what source you go on, I don't even think that kyrponite would have made it to Earth yet honestly.  But int he end Batman fans can have a good wank over the thought of Batman whooping Superman's ass, enjoy it, because this si for sure a fantasy story, within a fantasy story!

 
 
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